Post reblogged from Therapy with 56,725 notes
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
Yes
Source: secretlymisha
Photo reblogged from it's better to burn out than to fade away with 74,286 notes
I would give anything to see the Beatles play.
Source: losetheboyfriend
Post reblogged from bitch i might be with 41,379 notes
who the fuck is in my house
IF THIS GETS NOTES I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
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Post reblogged from with 110,355 notes
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
Source: adrians1
Photo reblogged from bitch i might be with 149,090 notes
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
Source: teamcocket
Post reblogged from 21. with 132,970 notes
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Source: chefboyardeezie
Post reblogged from Ugly Cookie with 1 note
Pass/Fail
You will never graduate
from this dream
of blue books.
No matter how
you succeed awake,
asleep there is a test
waiting to be failed.
The dream beckons
with two dull pencils,
but you haven’t even
taken the course;
when you reach for a book—
it closes its door
in your face; when
you conjugate a verb—
it is in the wrong
language.
Now the pillow becomes
a blank page. Turn it
to the cool side;
you will smother
in all of the feathers
that have to be learned
by heart.
— Linda Pastan (1932)
Post reblogged from Davesprite is my spirit animal with 36,208 notes
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
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